Telling me that you've been thinking of me all day makes me think you're jobless
Telling me that you broke a girl's heart because you have feelings for me makes me just think you're mean
In short, all those niceties that you plan to say to me won't have the, umm, usual effect they have on girls.
I'm a woman. Please try and be grown and show some sense of responsibility.
I love it. I'll add "Telling me all the girls who are tripping all over you but you ignore just to be with me makes me think bleh"
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I can't believe I missed that one! Tell me about it! Seriously, should I now add my name to the list of tripsters? Idk. I've been ok. Surviving. How are you though?
DeleteI love this post...a lot of our boys need to grow up.
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