I finally got my white pants which happen to be the only thing that is solid white in my closet, even the closet walls are eggshell. Anywho, as I was trying on my white pants, a thought came in to my head, out of my mouth and proceeded to this page. It was, the worst thing would be to improperly clean yourself and leave shit/feces/fecal matter on your white pants. As I laughed it over with my friend, I said "And only a friend could tell you that you have shit on your pants. Why? Because if it was a "hater" who said it, your response would be, "Yeah cause I just shat on your face"
If you wouldn't say it now because maybe we are all to mashure, would you have said it 5 years ago? 10? 15? Nah you can't possibly be that old! I joke, I joke! Yes, random post for a random Thursday.